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What Would The Rolling Stones Do?

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We all have situations that we just don’t know how to handle. Maybe it’s a huge decision about moving to another state, or maybe it’s just deciding which socks go with your jorts and sandals.

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Regardless of the implications of our day-to-day decisions, we could all use a litmus test to help us make the best choices. Maybe your goal is to learn something new every day or just have the best hair in your office, we don’t know you. But what we do know is that we want every decision we make to rock, and we have developed a tool to help you decide whether your choices are rockstar legend worthy, or basic.

Wanna know our secrets? We simply ask ourselves What Would The Rolling Stones Do? (or WWTRSD?) Here are a few examples of how using this standard for everyday decisions can help you rock your life:

Situation: Your mother-in-law is coming to town and the whole family is supposed to have dinner with her at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, but your friends planned an epic night downtown.

WWTRSD? First, you’re gonna need to charm the MIL with your fringed jumpsuit and suggestive dance moves. When she is finally hypnotized by your performance, excuse yourself, catch a Lyft and roll the windows down. You need a wind-blown coif to accompany that bangin’ jumpsuit, mate. Now hit the town with your posse and forget you even have a mother-in-law.*

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Situation:  What should we do on our family vacation?

WWTRSD? Fly first class, get the best room in the resort, order all the room service, do not emerge from the room until dark, leave the room looking like a herd of rabid ocelots moved in.**

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Situation: You want to be famous, but don’t know where to start.

WWTRSD? Make some extremely talented friends and start playing cover songs until someone lets you play a gig at their tiny pub. Keep at it for a couple of years and get picked up by an agent and a record company and become the world’s biggest rock band for decades.***

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Situation: You need something awesome to do this weekend.

WWTRSD? Hop on a jet and head to the Caribbean. Find a private bungalow and have all the best food and drink brought to your cabana. Stay a few weeks.****

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****Disclaimers****

*Wannado and The Rolling Stones are not liable for any negative repercussions of this advice. Please seek the counsel of a licensed professional before dancing seductively in the presence of your mother in law or any other human beings.

**Wannado and The Rolling Stones are not responsible for debt, imprisonment or family estrangement that may be caused by this behavior.

***Yeah, this pretty much only happens if you’re an actual Rolling Stone. But you could totally rock out karaoke night at the corner bar every other Thursday.

****Who do you think you are, Mick Jagger? But if you can’t take off on an impromptu vacay, you can get downtown and visit Exhibitionism: The Rolling Stones Exhibit for a brush with fame and fortune.

Get your tickets now and see what The Rolling Stones did for music, culture and entertainment!

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Julie Holt
Julie Holt
Julie Holt is a freelance writer and magazine editor in Nashville. When she's not writing or reading, she spends her time yelling at her three children, drinking coffee, hiking and avoiding laundry.
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